While I disagree with the ‘too long’ part, the premise still holds true. You’re not competing with other women, you’re competing with my peace and solitude.

Difficult people

Did you know there’s 7.7 billion people on this planet as of 2017?
Did you know there’s 326.7 million people in the USA?
Did you know that USA has more females than males?
Did you know that when you treat people like shit, they are likely to respond poorly?

When you act like a bitch, i’ll treat you like one, and watch you throw a tantrum as you run away. I’m all fed up with your nonsense, and i’ll gladly tell you where to stick it…

My new wingman

Meet Steve!

Steve is my new dating wingman, and he is a No Drama Llama.
Steve is here to help me sort through the drama (bullshit) some women insist on bringing into every conversation.

Steve would like to remind you of a couple of important things:
1) Daniel has a simple system in place to ensure he’s meeting with quality women, AND, not wasting his, or her, time.
2) Criteria to meet is there for a reason; if it’s not clearly met, Daniel moves on.
3) Daniel no longer gives a shit if you call him names, or otherwise make your ignorance known. You, too, are an adult, and if you wish to throw a tantrum, well, so be it.

Cheers! 😀


The oxymoron of dating here is girls saying, “But I want to get to know you!” while refusing to spend any time with me. What, are you going to interrogate me until I crack and spill all my secrets?
I’m very fond of my dog, I like my beer cold and my steak medium rare. There, now you know all my secrets.
When you’re ready to get to know me, show me. Poser.

A concession

In light of a recent post, someone brought to my attention that I cannot complain about being lonely while ignoring my dating profiles, so…. I concede, and I will pay a *little* attention to my dating profiles.

I have zero expectations of meeting a great woman here, and I have no intention of spending much time searching, but i’ll allow that anything is possible, and perhaps there’s a good woman who isn’t a complete bitch that would enjoy joining me on some of my adventures.